Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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