Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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