I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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