NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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