singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
