Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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