we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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