I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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