drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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