Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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