okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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