a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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