Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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