just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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