all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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