I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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