Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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