So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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