yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
from now on my penis is your penis
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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