Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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