There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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