But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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