just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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