why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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