Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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