I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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