im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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