Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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