so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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you win the award for most shitastical post to ever be on TFLN
So the dildo was your microphone?
-Dwight K. Schrute
That's what you get for dancing with a dildo in the pale moonlight
I hope this was a guy
"I dont know what happened"
Uh, I thought you just told us.
so many things wrong here
This is more fake than my moms tits
You are retarded. Hopefully that dildo is the only penis shaped object heading in your direction anytime soon, because I would hate to see reproduce
shut the fuck up 7:05. no one cares about your first grade detective skills or boring texts.
this is bullshit to me
hahahahahahahahaha, dont know what it is but i cant stop laughing at that
@7:05 stop being a doucher. Just stop being on this website.
I read "dildo" as "sword" and "I don't know what happened" as "I'm going to die". Great text. Thanks for sharing, made my day.
What a stupid fuckin broad
You wanna know how I got these scars?
True story or not, I almost died laughing!
Well pretty much want happened was the dildo landed in your ass and you squealed like a pig while you were raped by an inanimate object.
I tire of these boastful "I just did something stupid" posts.
you're easily an idiot.
Well, you were dancing to the glee soundtrack, then you tripped over, then a dildo hit you in the face. How did you not know that? You said it
Only morons post here.
Just what I was thinking Dwight
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ye i just used caps lock
fuck im stoned
Y did u have a dildo while dancing to glee. Really u get off to glee that much
Does that even make sense?
You deserved it cuntbag!!!
that's because boys aren't supposed to wear heels silly!
dumb kids... this is hilarious text I lol'd like 10 times
You detailed out what happened