so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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you win the award for most shitastical post to ever be on TFLN
So the dildo was your microphone?
-Dwight K. Schrute
I hope this was a guy
This is more fake than my moms tits
You are retarded. Hopefully that dildo is the only penis shaped object heading in your direction anytime soon, because I would hate to see reproduce
so many things wrong here
"I dont know what happened"
Uh, I thought you just told us.
I read "dildo" as "sword" and "I don't know what happened" as "I'm going to die". Great text. Thanks for sharing, made my day.
@7:05 stop being a doucher. Just stop being on this website.
That's what you get for dancing with a dildo in the pale moonlight
I tire of these boastful "I just did something stupid" posts.
What a stupid fuckin broad
Well pretty much want happened was the dildo landed in your ass and you squealed like a pig while you were raped by an inanimate object.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
hahahahahahahahaha, dont know what it is but i cant stop laughing at that
shut the fuck up 7:05. no one cares about your first grade detective skills or boring texts.
Well, you were dancing to the glee soundtrack, then you tripped over, then a dildo hit you in the face. How did you not know that? You said it
you're easily an idiot.
this is bullshit to me
Only morons post here.
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ye i just used caps lock
fuck im stoned
True story or not, I almost died laughing!
Y did u have a dildo while dancing to glee. Really u get off to glee that much
dumb kids... this is hilarious text I lol'd like 10 times
Just what I was thinking Dwight
Does that even make sense?
that's because boys aren't supposed to wear heels silly!
You deserved it cuntbag!!!
You detailed out what happened