so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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you win the award for most shitastical post to ever be on TFLN
So the dildo was your microphone?
-Dwight K. Schrute
I hope this was a guy
That's what you get for dancing with a dildo in the pale moonlight
"I dont know what happened"
Uh, I thought you just told us.
so many things wrong here
You are retarded. Hopefully that dildo is the only penis shaped object heading in your direction anytime soon, because I would hate to see reproduce
This is more fake than my moms tits
hahahahahahahahaha, dont know what it is but i cant stop laughing at that
shut the fuck up 7:05. no one cares about your first grade detective skills or boring texts.
I read "dildo" as "sword" and "I don't know what happened" as "I'm going to die". Great text. Thanks for sharing, made my day.
True story or not, I almost died laughing!
this is bullshit to me
You wanna know how I got these scars?
@7:05 stop being a doucher. Just stop being on this website.
Well pretty much want happened was the dildo landed in your ass and you squealed like a pig while you were raped by an inanimate object.
What a stupid fuckin broad
I tire of these boastful "I just did something stupid" posts.
you're easily an idiot.
Well, you were dancing to the glee soundtrack, then you tripped over, then a dildo hit you in the face. How did you not know that? You said it
Only morons post here.
Y did u have a dildo while dancing to glee. Really u get off to glee that much
Just what I was thinking Dwight
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ye i just used caps lock
fuck im stoned
dumb kids... this is hilarious text I lol'd like 10 times
Does that even make sense?
You deserved it cuntbag!!!
that's because boys aren't supposed to wear heels silly!
You detailed out what happened