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  • 58 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:28pm

    you win the award for most shitastical post to ever be on TFLN

  • 49 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:35pm

    Idiot. -Dwight K. Schrute

  • 40 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:38pm

    So the dildo was your microphone?

  • 42 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:48pm

    I hope this was a guy

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:29pm

    This is more fake than my moms tits

  • 43 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:28pm

    I tire of these boastful "I just did something stupid" posts.

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:43pm

    the fuck? so many things wrong here

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:24pm

    "I dont know what happened" ???? Uh, I thought you just told us. Idiot

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:30pm

    hahahahahahahahaha, dont know what it is but i cant stop laughing at that

  • 36 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:54pm

    You are retarded. Hopefully that dildo is the only penis shaped object heading in your direction anytime soon, because I would hate to see reproduce

  • 33 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:29pm

    you're easily an idiot.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:27pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 30 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:26pm

    I  GLEE!!!!!!

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:04pm

    Well pretty much want happened was the dildo landed in your ass and you squealed like a pig while you were raped by an inanimate object.

  • 33 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:23pm

    Does that even make sense?

  • 24 17
    Submitted by jaii on May 15, 11 at 4:59am

    Well, you were dancing to the glee soundtrack, then you tripped over, then a dildo hit you in the face. How did you not know that? You said it

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:56pm

    What a stupid fuckin broad

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:54pm

    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ye i just used caps lock fuck im stoned

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:36pm

    That's what you get for dancing with a dildo in the pale moonlight

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:41pm

    Only morons post here.

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:56pm

    that's because boys aren't supposed to wear heels silly!

  • 28 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:00am

    this is bullshit to me

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:53pm

    shut the fuck up 7:05. no one cares about your first grade detective skills or boring texts.

  • 31 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:55pm

    You deserved it cuntbag!!!

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:49pm

    I read "dildo" as "sword" and "I don't know what happened" as "I'm going to die". Great text. Thanks for sharing, made my day.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:55pm

    @7:05 stop being a doucher. Just stop being on this website.

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:40pm

    Y did u have a dildo while dancing to glee. Really u get off to glee that much

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:33pm

    You detailed out what happened

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:01pm

    dumb kids... this is hilarious text I lol'd like 10 times

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:36pm

    Just what I was thinking Dwight

  • 14 23
    Submitted by AutumnVisionary on Jul 13, 12 at 2:53am

    True story or not, I almost died laughing!