I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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