dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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