porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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