yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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