your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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