Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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