i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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