A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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