I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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