Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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But when I ask you if they're real...
They're real, and they're spectacular.
more like rule of palm
They're real if I can touch them.
Must be fake...
So they are fake huh?
Can't do much damage with that, can we? Perhaps it should've been a 'rule of wrist'?
He was crushed by some "huge friggin guy"
That means they are. Those aren't boobs, those are LIES!!!
Same for your ass?
Ok... What's the rule of forefinger?
haha I have the same rule
Gnich62- Boondock Saints reference for the win