come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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