Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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