u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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