I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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