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  • Submitted by DParson24 on Sep 19, 12 at 4:23pm

    Ultimate burn, nothing else.

  • Submitted by ck24 on Sep 19, 12 at 5:47pm

    How about 4 thrusts and a high five

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    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 19, 12 at 4:23pm

    you tell him girl

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Sep 19, 12 at 4:31pm

    three pump chump

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    Submitted by surfbumblonde on Sep 22, 12 at 11:40am

    How about 4 and a bottle of Bud Lite?\nSOLD

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    Submitted by thirrteen on Sep 21, 12 at 11:16am

    That is some seriously underwhelming shit

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 20, 12 at 12:17am

    Don't worry, there is always another girl younger and less experienced that you who'll think he is a great lover. Burn that!

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      Submitted by zepar99 on Sep 20, 12 at 1:32am

      Oh, honey, no. She won't think he's a great lover; he'll have just ruined it for all the other guys because she'll just think that sex is overrated.

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    Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 21, 12 at 3:58am

    I really want to get your point, but you wrote it like a retarded twelve year old. wimminz ? You need to get of this site, it's meant for 18 and up.

  • Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 19, 12 at 6:30pm

    bitch, it's not his fault you can't get off in ten seconds or less.

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 19, 12 at 6:54pm

      Really dude, really?

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        Submitted by ck24 on Sep 19, 12 at 7:40pm

        Let deez hoes kno bro LOL

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          Submitted by ck24 on Sep 19, 12 at 7:42pm

          Ho's

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        Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 19, 12 at 9:06pm

        lol, no not really it was meant to be sarcastic for the most part. However there are wimminz out there that are quick to blame the guy for not coming, which is bullshit imo for the most part. I'm not talking about the three thrust type of doods, just to clarify. It pissee me off when the chick is either not tuned into her body enough to finish, just can't focus enough, or a combination of the two. Of course there are always acceptions to what i'm saying, I just get annoyed at the way wimmi

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          Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 19, 12 at 9:32pm

          wimminz generalize not being able to "rise to the occasion" as always being the fault of the male gender... You dig?

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            Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 19, 12 at 9:59pm

            I agree, if she isn't digging it she needs to speak up. Nobody can read minds and every woman is different.

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              Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 19, 12 at 10:41pm

              hes right women need to step up but damn this guy needs to step it up too

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                Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 19, 12 at 10:42pm

                women need to speak up is what I meant

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                  Submitted by GA_Peach on Sep 19, 12 at 11:49pm

                  Both words work lol...yeah but I figured if the chick was communicating he'd be the type to step it up mid game.

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                    Submitted by yourmomslover69 on Sep 20, 12 at 9:35am

                    If they'd stop amputating parts of dudes dicks in America it wouldn't be so hard for women to get off.

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                      Submitted by keto06 on Sep 20, 12 at 10:27am

                      this comment is totally irrelevant

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                      Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 20, 12 at 1:18pm

                      Haha, I have no problems. You shouldn't believe everything you read on the intertubez.