i may or may not be watching the land before time
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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