i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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