doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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