Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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