He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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