I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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