i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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