I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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