People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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