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  • thats actually pretty clever

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 14, 10 at 12:03am
  • Kramer?

    Submitted by schlock on May 13, 10 at 10:02am
  • when i grow up - LOL!

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on May 13, 10 at 9:35am
  • That has to be smartest idea I've ever heard. I can't tell you how many times I've puked in the shower and got a little nervous as the water backed up then finally went down.

    Submitted by PIMP on May 13, 10 at 10:17am
  • When I grow up, I'm going to stop posting ideas from Seinfeld as my own.

    Submitted by brodieoh on May 13, 10 at 1:14pm
  • You could poo too!

    Submitted by jbk17 on May 13, 10 at 9:42am
  • Alen004 - GO AWAY!!! Quit posting your dumbass shit on here!!!!

    Submitted by hotlanta on May 13, 10 at 10:53am
  • Yeeaaa this sounds like cosmo kramer

    Submitted by Santino on May 13, 10 at 1:00pm
  • Magic erasors work on all your tough messes - cum, pee, vomit! It can even get ugly girls out of your bed

    Submitted by yeah_im_shy on May 13, 10 at 10:11am
  • Cool story

    Submitted by knickerbocker on May 13, 10 at 7:19pm
  • U should patent that!!!!!

    Submitted by werechic on May 13, 10 at 6:08pm
  • I am going to legit make one of these work and patent one.

    Submitted by drunknotenough on May 13, 10 at 9:55am
  • AWESOME!!! I dont understand why people hate on stuff like this, if you dont enjoy reading texs like this then dont come to TFLN!! The poster most likely has more of a life then to remember every Seinfeld idea! And he/she may even be to young to have seen the episode, since the text says "when i grow up" I would guess he/she is young.. EL PASO kids know how to party hard, they had bars with ten dollar drink and drown to go to at 16 in J-Town (Juárez Mexico)!!! VERY FUNNY 915!

    Submitted by smokeemifugotem on May 14, 10 at 6:24am
  • When u grow up you won't vomit, adults can handle the booze. Trust us

    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 13, 10 at 1:07pm
  • This is legit one of the best ideas I've ever herd not just for vomit but anything, for hair and anything else that normally clogs a shower

    Submitted by 69_Charger on May 13, 10 at 11:02am
  • shouldn't you already be grown up if you're drinking that much??

    Submitted by everybodylies on May 13, 10 at 10:46am
    • lol, never heard of underage drinking?

      Submitted by Leto on May 13, 10 at 4:17pm
  • I want no carpet floors in my future house.

    Submitted by fastmatt on May 13, 10 at 1:20pm
  • Yeah great idea till you chop your foot off in the shower...

    Submitted by jackedge on May 14, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Brilliant.

    Submitted by infinetesmiles on Jun 7, 12 at 12:04am
  • This is the best one I have EVER read. Pro bullimea jajaj

    Submitted by pmplly on May 14, 10 at 1:32am