I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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