and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I am naked and annoyed.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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