We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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