dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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