just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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